Welcome to the Antiques Barn. It was a dark and stormy night. In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. Call me Ishmael. For a long time when I was young, I used to go to bed early. Reader, I married him. It was a dark and stormy night. In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. Call me Ishmael. For a long time when I was young, I used to go to bed early. Reader, I married him.It was a dark and stormy night. In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. Call me Ishmael. For a long time when I was young, I used to go to bed early. Reader, I married him.